"I am not a snob; it is simply that I am not interested with what most people have to say, or what they want to do — mostly with my time."

Charles Bukowski, Notes of a Dirty Old Man  (via lonachu)

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i can’t help my laughter as she cries. my soul brings tears to angelic eyes.

Nostalgia, y’all

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Public Service Announcement:


The DARK AND SECRET novels have been moved to a new shady section of the library. No lights are permitted in this new annex, for reader safety, and because you would not want to see the terrible and monstrous sights that would greet your eyes.

i ate two caramel cadbury eggs because fuck you